Apr 23, 2014
632,982 notes
calliopesmuse:

ebondandy:

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

OH BITCH, YOU THINK THIS A GAME?

This is me when haters come up in my ship’s tags! You BETTER run, bitch!

calliopesmuse:

ebondandy:

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

OH BITCH, YOU THINK THIS A GAME?

This is me when haters come up in my ship’s tags! You BETTER run, bitch!

(Source: headlikeanorange, via tatiana-maslany-just)

Apr 23, 2014
9,001 notes
lokiarmygeneral:

fallen-inspiration:

Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:
Guardians of the GalaxyAvengers: Age of UltronAnt-ManDoctor StrangeThor III: RagnarokBlack PantherCaptain America III: RebornThe Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)Avengers III


*heavy breathing *

lokiarmygeneral:

fallen-inspiration:

Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:

Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Doctor Strange
Thor III: Ragnarok
Black Panther
Captain America III: Reborn
The Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)
Avengers III

*heavy breathing *

Apr 23, 2014
331,307 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

(via allons-ymrholmes)

Apr 23, 2014
264,952 notes

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via allons-ymrholmes)

Apr 23, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
227,925 notes
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via allons-ymrholmes)

Apr 23, 2014
679,039 notes

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via pizza)

Apr 23, 2014
331,124 notes

linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

(via allons-ymrholmes)

Apr 23, 2014
17,138 notes
mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

mruff1122:

@robertdowneyJr Bros.

Apr 23, 2014
1,568 notes
mruff1122:

Where greatness sits.

mruff1122:

Where greatness sits.

Apr 23, 2014
568 notes
Apr 23, 2014
476,070 notes

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via allthecumberladies)

Apr 23, 2014
3,706 notes
moriarty:

cosyblankets:

This is the best thing ever

isnt that that benadryl cumbath guy

moriarty:

cosyblankets:

This is the best thing ever

isnt that that benadryl cumbath guy

(Source: eye-fvck)

Apr 23, 2014
286,621 notes

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via captaincatwoman)

Apr 23, 2014
13,384 notes

maureenstarkeys:

cheap clothing sites ($10 and over; most are under $20):

(Source: patriciaboyd, via captaincatwoman)

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